May 2013
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
“The key to happiness is lowered expectations.”
Advice for having the best life ever:
Don’t have a crush
“To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a...”
– Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com)
Single greatest argument about this I have ever heard.
(via justintheallan)
“How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you?”
“I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.”
“For the constellations of your skin to brush against The earth of mine I would swim the seas a thousand times” - That was beautiful
- poets
Dear Yahoo, don't kill our beloved Tumblr
iamyourmermaid:
Please don’t turn this safe haven into a data mine. Our thoughts are not for sale. We came here because we didn’t want to be found. It was safe here. We could be ourselves. It was the last corner of the internet we could truly call our own. Purchasing this site will kill the core of what it is: the last remaining trace of humanity on the web. If you buy this site, we will leave...
What doesn’t kill you, fucks you up mentally and...
“A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.”
– Marilyn Monroe
